• "Who's making all that noise?" "It's my brother and his metal band."

• "Did you enjoy the school play?" "It was awesome! You all did a really great job."

• "Who made the mess here?" "I did, sorry. I made a cake, but it fell on the floor."

• "I was late because I was wearing the wrong shoes and I couldn't walk very fast." "Don't make excuses. Next time, wear sneakers or leave home earlier!"

• "Have you paid for that T-shirt?" "Yes, I have. Here's the receipt. I haven't done anything wrong."

• "Why do I have to make my bed?" "Because I run the house and I say so!"