Ответ:

1. Last night, my sister had an insult.

2. Three weeks ago, my brother became gay.

3. I got confession letter an hour ago.

4. Fifty years ago, my dad was born

5. Last Sunday I was drunk.

6. I was eating crisps yesterday morning.

7. Last year, I was a lesbian.

8. Yesterday afternoon I was drinking wine with my grandma.