Даю 89 баллов тому, кто мне реально поможет. Надо написать шутку по английскому.  ПРОСТО ТАК НЕ ПИСАТЬ!!!

 

Задание, по которому это нужно делать, звучит так:
Works in pairs. Student A turns to page 134. Practise telling the joke to yourself. add words and expressios from the Function File. You can add more information to make it more interesting. 

 

Вот сам Function File:

Telling Jokes

Have you heard the one about the two brothers and their dad`s car? Well, there are these two brothers.

One`s just passed his driving test and the other`s a bit younger, right?

And one weekend, their parents decide to go away to London, or somewhere like that.

So, the parents go off to the airport...

Well, they meet some friends and go out to a club.

When they get back home it`s about five in the morning. And then...

When they get up, they go to the garage, and guess what.

Luckily, one of their friends works in a garage.

He eventually comes and does the car, just before their parents come back home. I just can`t believe it!

 

 

 И вот страница 134:

 Read the cues below and check vocabulary . Then , tell the joke to your partner .

-an old couple go into a cafe or a cup of tea ; they sit down ;a chimpanzee walks in . 

-the chimpanzee wearing suit and carrying newspaper 

-the chimpanzee sits down and orders a cup of  tea and a cheese sandwich . 

-the chimpanzee  finishes his tea and sandwich. pays and  walks out

-the couple go to a waiter; the woman says, 'I've never seen anything like that beforel' .

-the waiter replies,'Yes, very strange.He normally has a salad sandwich.'