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1. Limericks I cannot compose,

With noxious smells in my nose.

But this one was easy,

I only felt queasy,

Because I was sniffing my toes.

2. There was a young woman named Bright,

Whose speed was much faster than light.

She set out one day,

In a relative way,

And returned on the previous night.

3. There was an odd fellow named Gus,

When traveling he made such a fuss.

He was banned from the train,

Not allowed on a plane,

And now travels only by bus.