Переведите текст нормально и правильно , со смыслом. со My Uncle Albert always has "high tea". He says he has no use for these "afternoon teas" where you try to hold a cup of tea in one hand and a piece of bread and butter about as thin as a sheet of paper in the other. He's a Lancashire man, and nearly everyone in Lancashire likes high tea. So do I. We have it between five and six o'clock, and we have ham or tongue and tomatoes and salad, or a kipper, or sausages, with good strong tea, plenty of bread and butter, then stewed fruit, or a tin of pears, apricots or pineapple with cream or custard and pastries or a good cake. And that's what 1 call a good tea.