ПЕРЕВОДИТЕ ПОЖАЛУЙСТА:One day two friends were sitting in a restaurant. One of them,
a Scotsman, told his friends he would bet 10 that he could eat
a turkey and three pounds of sausages. Of course his friends did
not believe this. So the turkey was roasted and put before him on
the table. With great astonishment his friends watched him eating
up the bird. And after some minutes he also swallowed the three
pounds of sausages! So they had to pay the money.
The Scotsman finally drank some glasses of beer and then went
home together with one of his friends. But when they arrived at the
front door of his house, the Scotsman said to his friend, “Please
don’t tell my wife that I’ve eaten so much.”
“Why not?” asked his friend.
“Because she wouldn’t give me any supper!” the Scotsman
answered.
a Scotsman, told his friends he would bet 10 that he could eat
a turkey and three pounds of sausages. Of course his friends did
not believe this. So the turkey was roasted and put before him on
the table. With great astonishment his friends watched him eating
up the bird. And after some minutes he also swallowed the three
pounds of sausages! So they had to pay the money.
The Scotsman finally drank some glasses of beer and then went
home together with one of his friends. But when they arrived at the
front door of his house, the Scotsman said to his friend, “Please
don’t tell my wife that I’ve eaten so much.”
“Why not?” asked his friend.
“Because she wouldn’t give me any supper!” the Scotsman
answered.
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Однажды двое друзей сидели в ресторане. Один из них, шотландец, сказал своему другу, что ставит десятку на то, что сможет съесть индейку и три фунта сосисок. Конечно, его друг не поверил ему. И вот, индейка была пожарена и поставлена на стол перед ним. С огромным изумлением его друг наблюдал, как тот поглощает птицу. Спустя ещё несколько минут, он проглотил три фунта сосисок! Они вынуждены были заплатить.Напоследок шотландец выпил несколько бокалов пива и отправился домой вместе с одним из друзей. Но когда они подошли к входной двери, шотландец сказал своему другу: "Пожалуйста, не говори моей жене, что я так много съел".
"Почему?" - спросил друг.
"Потому что тогда она не станет кормить меня ужином!" - ответил шотландец.