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My granny is ok: she doesn't have computer games or a cool car but she makes cool chocolate chips,... She sends me cards on my birthday with money in them. And there is one more thing. My granny  has the most wonderful bathtub in the world. The bathtub has claw feet! These claw feet can walk that tub around... So, why aren't in that tub now? Well, see, there is this little problem. My granny is OK but.... She always does something: she cooks, cleans, does the laundry,.... And this is MY list of chores. And these aren't my old chores. These are farm chores. Wash the dishes, do the laundry, weed the garden, milk the cow, take out the trash... . My granny is very practical. She  does not let me in that tub just because I want to be in the tub. She lets me in if there is some reason, if I am grubby or something. I hate that.