DusyaDog
I heard a funny story while I listened to the news. A postman delivered some letters to a farm when a goat bited him on the arm. The man saw the goat every day before the attack, but it was in a field far from the house. On the morning of the attack, the goat escaped from the field before the postman arrived. It waited at the side of the house when he pushed the letters through the door. The farmer said „We were really surprised when we heard the mans cry. I thought it was the dog that bited him."
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