Помогите с переводом, пожалуйста! Срочно!!!!

  If you live here long enough you will find out to your greatest amazement that the adjective nice is not the only adjective the language possesses, in spite of the fact that in the first three years you do not need to learn or use any other adjectives. You can say that the weather is nice, a restaraunt is nice, Mr. Soando is nice, Mrs. Soando's clothes are nice, you had a nice time, and all this will be correct.
  Then you have to decide on your accent. The easiest way to give the impression of having a good accent or no foreign accent at all is to hold an unlit pipe in your mouth, to mutter between your teeth and finish all your sentences with the question: "Isn't it?" People will not understand much, but they are accustomed to that they will geat a most excellent impressio