Пожалуйста, помогите это перевести.
Заранее огромное спасибо.
What's I'll about? No prizes for guessing that one, eh! It's a super-glossy book rammed with everything you ever wanted to know about lush Leo. Glorious pics, insider Info, there's even a fact sheet filled out by his own fair hand where he reveals his nickname "Leo the noodle", probably something to do with the fast that he's a bit of a monster pasta eater.
Any cop? Are you kidding? Although you already know everything there is to know about the lovely Leo, a girl can never get enough of a good thing.