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прошу помогите
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a hike. After a good lunch, they are preparing for the night and fall asleep. Few hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend: “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”. “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes, ' says Watson. “And what does that mean?” Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and possibly billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I conclude that the time is approximately 3:15. Meteorologiske, I suspect that tomorrow will be a beautiful day. Theologically, I can see that God is Almighty, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. And what does it tell you, Holmes?
- Watson, you are idiot. This means that somebody stole our tent.
Little boy and girl looking through a book Brama "Life of animals". And suddenly you begin to argue:
"May!"
"Can not!"
"May!"
"Can't. Go ask grandma"
Use in the kitchen.
"Grandma, you can have kids?"
"Well, dear, of course not."
"I told you that she was a male. "
Перевод:
Маленькие мальчик и девочка рассматривают книгу Брема "Жизнь животных". И вдруг начинают спорить:
"Может!"
"Не может!"
"Может!"
"Не может. Пойдем спросим у бабушки"
Прибегают на кухню.
"Бабушка, у тебя могут быть дети?"
"Ну, милые, конечно, нет."
"Я тебе говорил, что она самец."