ПЕРЕВЕДИТЕ ТЕКСТ (БЕЗ ПЕРЕВОДЧИКА!!!) 30 БАЛЛОВ

Dear Sir/Madam,

After reading Judy Boyle's article in turday's paper(Time To Declare War on Advertising) I wanted to congratulate her on a brilliant piece.

Like Ms Boyle, I am also fed up with the ridiculous stereotypes you find in adverts. Look at car advents, for example. In adverts, driving is never stressful or boring it's one of the most exciting things a man can experience(for women it s eating chocolate). There are never traffic jams because when you buy a new car all the roads magically become empty of traffic .

There are other mysteries. Why does nobody wear glasses unless it's an advert for an Why do women in adverts always slowly brush their hair in a kind of trance? How do they find the time? In my house, people would start banging on the bathroom door because they wanted to use the shower. And wh do people who eat yoghurts always look as if they've just discovered the meaning of life? And are biscuits really that exciting?
i don't know anyone who behaves like the people who I have to watch on my TV twenty minutes. And yet, I have been watching fools like these advertise products for the past twenty years! Do people who work for advertising agencies have any contact with real life? Or do they just sit in their offices and watch old adverts all day?

I wonder what other readers think.