Нужно просто перевести. Более менее нормально. Просто из переводчика копировать не нужно, так и я могу перевести

when did you last lose your temper? With the producer of Come together with ricky gervais. the lights werent working then there wasnt any film in the camera. im joking of course- the end result is a work of brilliance

Where did you last blow 500 and what was it on? Joining that gym – 500 is a lot of money to pay for a regular supply of soft drinks

Whats the first piece of advise youd give a London tourist? Either move faster or get out of my way

What was the last conversation you had with a London cabbie? I never ever have conversations with cab drivers Ive always got my Walkman on

When was the last time you broke the law? Im a law-abiding man. I ever pay council tax by direct debit

If you were invisible for day where would you go in London and what would you do? Id go to London Zoo get into a cage with one of the primates and make him dance. The tourists would freak. Id pay to see that

Whats the best thing you can do in London without paying for it? Looting and robbing- in a non-violent way of course

Whats the most overrated thing in London? Capital Radio

What do you miss most when youre out of London? My flat. I love slobbing around and I hate being away from home

What makes you proud to be a Londoner? The mile radius around my house- Bloomsbury is the best place in the world to live

Have you ever been a victim of violence in London? I was mugged ones just after I started at UCI but that was a long time ago

What is the most expensive meal you’ve had in London and who did you eat with? Some executives from Channel 4 look me out for dinner and we went to a restaurant near Bekcley Square where there was a bottle of mine on the menu for 30000. I felt I just had to call the wairer over to ask him if it was any good

What is your Favorite view? Never trust a man who doesn’t drink

What and where is your favorite painting or work of art? Its hard to single out one thing – I liked most of the stuff they showed at the Sensation exhibition

What last made you cry? World hunger. No, I tell a lie – it was the waltons

Where in London would you have your ashes scattered? Ive given this quite a lot of thoughts. My mom died recently and she loved bingo so I think it would be quite fitting if my ashes were scattered at Mocca Bingo – that way my family would feel like they were visiting both of us

If you house were on fire which three things would you rescue? My cat Colin my pet salamander Tel and one of my twin babies